Dearest loved ones we are gathered here today to mourn the parts of my teeth that will be hidden for possibly 2 years. In just 9 short hours we will lose sight of everything that was great in life... Popcorn, Starbursts, Twix, hard candy, and of course fruit roll ups! Poor things, I'll miss them.... as well as all my friends because I am probably going into hibernation. Today my last meal was salad, baked potato, and Steak! Mmmm Mmmm MMmmmm I've almost even decided on giving up pop so i don't stain my teeth, but life with out Coca cola is no life at all! We shall see on the morrow how I like it!
My time has come to say goodbye... goodbye teeth, ever so crookedly smooth.
MUAH!
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