Today for the first time in my entire 23 years I said no to seconds of bacon.
How did I resist? .... The pain was worth it, but more pain was pushing it!
How in the world did I turn down a whole fresh veggie platter & bacon in the same day I just don't know.
With the 2 little slices of bacon that I did manage, I had to bite & chew with my front teeth. When your friends are waiting to play Clue FX you're not allowed to take your time eating so by the time I managed to get to my second piece they were very fed up with my slowness, & my plate was ripped out from under me! (I think they were trying to say get a move on!)
Then of course someone brings out a vegetable tray & I was hit with sadness. How can people tempt me with so many treats in one day? Sure I can eat brownies & ice cream no problem... so you might think "Michelle, why are you complaining" but truthfully my soul is with the vegetables.
I couldn't resist the veggie tray for long so I attempted broccoli and only ate the top part... with my front teeth, again. I'm starting to feel like a rabbit just nibbling away on things. Life is so rough, it took me 15 minutes to my one piece of broccoli.
BUT it wasn't that painful so I guess that's good news for my future meals :)
Can the weeks move by any slower?
You should have pureed the bacon into a smoothie.
ReplyDeleteahh what was I thinking, that would have been genius!
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